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A one-liner is a computer program or expression that takes no more than a single line. In practice, one-liners will be entered and executed directly from the command-line.
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I am not a crook." On November 17, 1973, President Richard Nixon infamously denied any involvement in the Watergate scandal with his now timeless defense. Thing is, he was....
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