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Smartass, *you* try living within 300 miles of The Meach and see how long ... Blatant attempts to infuse .sig quotes into this list will NOT be tolerated." [960117] Rich Holmes:
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He comes up with some gems of quotes. Prof. H.: "Now, calm down everybody. ... Sorry, for being a smart ass about your question.. oh... no, I'm not. I don't apologize for ...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx. I love being married.
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And dear August, next time you're going to be a smart-ass, get the facts right please. ... I could have predicted that Tarantino quotes would have been all over the snub list.
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Some people will say I'm a smarmy, smart ass. They'd be SOOOO right! But every once in a while I have a useful quote. IRC Quotes Preface:
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In the current SI, Tom Verducci has a bunch of juicy quotes in his magnificent, 5,000 ... 3 Responses to ?Not to be a smart-ass, but hasn?t he learned his lesson??
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... The Departed (2006) > Memorable quotes ... Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you ... They will be examined and if approved will be included ...
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Home ; Weblog ; Quotes of the Day ; Motivational ; Author Index ; Subject ... Dorothy Parker If wild my breast and sore my pride, ... I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ ...
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